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The Airport Drunk
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(From
Pat "Haggis" Gentles)
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The flight was late so I was sitting in the bar at London airport waiting for the plane to Frankfurt where Ivy would pick me up. I saw a man at the other end of the bar to me who kept staring at me in all different ways his head up then down and sideways. I thought "I hope this clown doesn't start anything. It took him about 15 minutes of staring at me till he left his bar seat and walked down to where I was. He was very polite, and in a very educated British accent he said to me "Am I drunk or are you dressed like a Scottish soldier". I told him he wasn't drunk and that I was dressed like a Scottish soldier. To which he replied "I'm so glad; now I can go back and have another drink, Good-bye"! When
I met Ivy in Frankfurt I told her about the gentleman and she laughed
heartily at it. |
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